do it. think it. blog it! ... a twisted world

I stumbled on the Googles Google GULP Website today... Though this site was not launched today (actually it was launched on april first 2005, for April Fools..), I was so amused that I thought that it was worth sharing some of my blogSPACE with google. Our "friends" at google have introduced Google Gulp. "Think fruity. Think refreshing." With flavors like Glutamate Grape, Sugar-Free Radical, Beta Garroty, and Sero-Tonic Water I'm sure this will be a hit. My personal favorite would be the Sero-Tonic Water mixed with another drink and a splash of lime.

The only way that you can get 'Gulped' is by turning in a Gulp Cap for another bottle of Gulp. Think gmail beta program, but for a hightech drink.

The only catch is the issue of privacy, so make sure you read up on the Google Gulp and Your Privacy.

"Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal ######## in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge."