Tuesday Aug 17, 2004
Sun Ray at Home!
This you're not even going to believe!
Guess who scored a slot in the

Sun Ray at Home pilot???
You know it!
(please don't ask me how I did it. I am not proud of my tactics.)
Right this very minute, as we speak, my Sun Ray

is being shipped to me.
Oh how I love this, oh how i love this. Let me count the ways.
1. Everybody at Sun Microsystems has a Java smart card badge with a
chip on it that catches the California sun like Mike Tyson's front
teeth.
2. You go to any Sun campus. Stick your Java badge into any Sun Ray --
and immediately your session is right there, just the way you left it.
That email you were in the middle of composing... still sitting right
there on your desktop...
3. You walk around...

Tuesday Aug 17, 2004
Back to my roots
I don't know whether you've noticed or not. But lately, I just haven't
been myself.
I've had all kinds of little snippets of code -- complete with
parenthesis, semi colons and >>>> (whatever they're
called) in my blog. I understand none of it. I stress out about whether
i did the copy; paste right because the indentation and the font of the
code and all that have to be just right so that it makes sense. And
every time one of you guys responds to me, i have to hit the forward
button and bother one of my techno celeb friends to get them to explain
to me what you're saying.
It was all part of a stupid attempt to impress you. And frankly, it's
exhausted me.
You're getting the explanation from the Ultimate
Puzzler...
