Who Stole My Bottle?
Today's e-mail:
Hello.
I am investigating plastic bottle disappearing. Bottle disappeared from my
office (3rd floor, office number C188) last night.
If you saw that bottle (see attached picture with me and my beloved bottle),
or have any information which can help me to find it, please contact me.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Regards...
First reply:
Hello.
We were investigating isreal map dissappearing. The map disappeared from HIE office (2nd floor, office number 2170 - 2176) a month ago.
We haven't seen your bottle, but we finally know where is our map (see attached picture).
;-)
Thank you!
HIE team
Second reply:
Hi,
I know how you feel, I lost my bottle short time ago. Although mine was smaller than yours
we were very close to each other. I miss it a lot.
It seems very strange our PETs (bottles) get lost and I think we should escalate the mysterious
losses so that no one ever has to go through the same hell like you and I had to.
I'm attaching picture of my bottle and me from the better days
Regards...
Third reply:
Hi Marek and Boris,
let us express our deep compassion to you. We believe that we can brighten your lives and we founded a fund to collect some bottles to help you. There is a lot kind of bottles which can came to you lives and we believe that will be much more in following days.
Your colleagues.