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Some rejected petitions to the UK Prime Minister

Petitions have long been sent to the Prime Minister by post or delivered to the Number 10 door in person. You can now both create and sign petitions on there website too, giving you the opportunity to reach a potentially wider audience and to deliver your petition directly to Downing Street.

But they go through an approval process first and the following didn't quite make it:-

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Give free houses (near a beach) to people called Mike. More details
Submitted by Mike of The Mike Corporation

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to invade France, and hence provide us with a war we can all get behind. More details
Submitted by Alex King

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Agree to allowing trolls to live under every bridge in London. More details
Submitted by Jim McKnight

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to insist that Mr. Mark Gary Banham of Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, wash more frequently than once a year.
Submitted by Nicola Kaufman

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to abolish cat flaps in living room windows (like my neighbours). More details
Submitted by Chris O'Connor

And one that should have gone through:-

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to STOP SLATING OF 4X4. More details
Submitted by STUART HINCHLIFFE

Posted at 03:26PM Aug 17, 2007 by Simon Bullen in General  |  Comments[0]