Hal Stern's thoughts on the economy, software, services, technology, and snowmen. Hal Stern: The Morning Snowman

Friday Oct 01, 2004

Hal Stern, VP & CTO in Sun Services, 15 year Sun employee and proud wearer of the "Snowman" moniker. How did I come to identify so closely with Frosty? First, for many years I was the resident snowman in Sun's New York City office, putting on the Frosty costume in time for the children's holiday party each year. Second, I proudly wear jersey #8 on my ice hockey uniforms - a number I've worn since 1982, in honor of the Pittsburgh Pirates' Willie Stargell. But the confluence of nicknames occured when playing in a golf tournament with Scott Gomez of the New Jersey Devils. After picking up on the first three holes after 8 strokes, Gomer commented "You're the snowman today". When a professional hockey player gives you a nickname, it has to stick.

Playing the part of Frosty taught me two useful life lessons:
  • Never wear a costume on the subway. There are rarely pockets for your MetroCard, and even if you grip it tightly between two of your three gloved fingers, it's hard to squeeze the oversized head through the turnstile. Life imitates comic art when your head spins 90 degrees as your carrot nose whacks the entry turnstile, propelled by 250 pounds of sweaty engineering mass.
  • Don't take off your head in public, particularly if small children are present. Even when the temperature inside the costume reaches 100 degrees, and you'd trade a week's vacation for a cold bottle of water, don't remove your head except behind closed doors -- without glass windows. Hearing "Frosty's dead!! His head fell off!!" will quickly dispell any holiday cheer you might have created.
  • Comments:

    Cool Hal that you've started your blog here ! Welcome !

    Posted by jjmahe on October 02, 2004 at 10:27 AM EDT #

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