away from my desk %n
posted by tim caynes » Monday January 19, 2009 » Permalink » Comments [1]

11/365
11/365 by timcaynes
not for us right now the inconsequential away message that I couldn't be bothered to edit don't know how anyway lots away right now must be a public holiday but there is a nice collection of retorts in my buddy list not buddies of course but people I work with and have often never met suffice to say today we have 'in the hot tub' and 'writing book' as the pick of the crowd amongst the desks and computers that variously people are choosing to be away from nevertheless I shall of course attempt to take it to at least floor D by way of my occasionals and forthwith will not be able to respond to your salacious query regarding my availability other than to inform you that I'm tripping over a sponge.

you'll need at least to get away for one of those days lest the creeping inertia drags you to the john bonham underworld where a 15 year old from Penge will mash your credentials into a handbag of doom and wrest the navigation from your grasp such that even match of the day on iplayer won't rescue your miserable soul scraping as it is along the pavement of trolls where your knuckles should be. its not as if anyone is really there anyway. I, for one, am in a steam bath in harrogate getting my legs bent backwards by an inclement wisp of a boy while michael hestletine bewitches a whoop of struts with his never-ending stories of the curious other world outside your own. and I won't even twit it. finishing with a rousing triple full stop belying some assumed continuation, I'm away with the project fairies for another dose of hours...


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admit it, you're just asleep, aren't you, you idle beggar?

Posted by Trucie on January 23, 2009 at 12:21 AM GMT #

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