drives me absolutely up the wall!!!
Basically, all I do all day is review slide decks. Day after day after day. (The paperclip icon in Thunderbird makes my heart race.) Anyway, today I'm walking through yet another slide deck when I get to a slide that starts out like this:
Apache Specific Tuning
ListenBacklog 16384
ServerLimit 8192
MaxClients 8192
MaxRequestsPerChild 0
StartServers 128
MinSpareServers 20
MaxSpareServers 128
There's no further information! That's the end! Really!
/dev/tcp is ROTFL thinking about that ListenBacklog directive. The swapper is looking for some extra volumes. fork() and kill() and exit() are trying to get a room at the beach for the weekend.
It started to feel like I had held a match in my hand way too long as I started typing a furious response (which I had to delete). I tried a slightly more tactful approach and had to delete that too. After walking around the house five or ten times, I came back in and responded with a suggestion that I could cover that material properly at the Web Stack Deep Dive session at CommunityOne West in San Francisco next Wednesday. He agreed. Wish me luck!
> I could cover that material properly at
> the Web Stack Deep Dive session at
> CommunityOne West in San Francisco next Wednesday.
Great, so something good comes out of it! ;-)
Jyri <-- organizing the deep dive session and looking forward to Jeff's Apache info.
Posted by Jyri Virkki on May 29, 2009 at 03:57 PM PDT #