To that wreckless punk who passed me on the road.

Yeah, you! The one taking unnecessary risks trying to get passed me in the fast lane on Sunday. Where were you trying to get to so fast? Were you coming down from South San Francisco to see your Homeeez in Santa Clara? Well think about this dude. That trip is only 35 miles, and going the 75mph I was going you'd get there in about 28 minutes. So how fast did you want to get there? Maybe shave 5 minutes off that time and make it in 23 minutes? Well here's the skinny dude. If you hadn't have dropped out of high school you could have figured out that you'd have to average a crazy 91mph to get there in 23 minutes. And if you wanted get there in 18 minutes, you have to drive at an insane 116mph. Its not worth it dude. But if you must drive that fast, do us all a favor and kill yourself on the track instead of taking out an innocent bystander with you.

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