20060403 Monday April 03, 2006

Brandomness

Off topic: Top Ten Reasons Microsoft is renaming Outlook Express to "Windows Live Mail Desktop":

  1. Too many people telling their friends to "ditch Outlook Express and run Thunderbird" - this name contains no actual name so tide will be stemmed
  2. New MALS (Minimum Acronym Length Standards) from Vista
  3. Recognition that the only connection between "Outlook" and "Outlook Express" was the word "Outlook"
  4. Just using the new Brand Randomiser & this popped out
  5. Headhunted Sun and IBM product naming experts
  6. No more silly "Look Out!" jokes
  7. It's the "passion for innovation" over-ruling the focus group.
  8. Longer names give more time to duck before chairs are thrown at review meetings
  9. Vista and Office 12 users will need complete retraining anyway so who needs to stick with the old names
  10. Sounded better than "MSN Virus and Spyware Client".

Brandomness: The product names that emerge from enthusiastic (passionate?) application of a set of branding and naming rules (typically by a corporation) when common sense would suggest simple names improve usability.


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